Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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