Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
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