So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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