i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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