I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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