Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
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