did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
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