just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
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