they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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