there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
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