Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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