My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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