margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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