gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
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