Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
Randomize
