Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Randomize
