I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
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