My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Randomize
