I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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