atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I don't deserve a penis
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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