Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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