some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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