Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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