I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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