But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
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