question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
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