check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
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