Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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