no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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