Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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