I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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