went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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