"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity�
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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