i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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