My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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