are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
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