is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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