The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Randomize
