Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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