I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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