we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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