sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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