That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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