Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
love makes seman taste better
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
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