I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
Randomize
