This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Randomize
