For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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