Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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