ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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