I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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