It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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